Interviewing a four-year-old

Abigail Bauman, Reporter

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Lately with the election ending I have been seeing a lot of interviews with politicians. Some of them have well thought out answers while others just have one worded answers that have nothing to do with the question. A lot of the, even completely ignore the question and go off on tangent about nothing. I love listening to interviews where the person being interviewed is a crazy person. I figured I might as well find the craziest person I know and ask them questions about something they know nothing about. So I picked my four year old nephew who has virtually no life experience to answer the questions we all want to know.

What do you think the typical day of high school is like?

“Mhm good.”

What’s your favorite Snapchat filter and why?

“The rainbow one.”

Why the rainbow one?

“The raiiiinbowwww oOOOoooone! Because I a rainbow!”


What kind of person do you want to marry?

“Uh can you stop talking? You can’t talk because I need to wait

for my egg to turn green.”


What qualities do you look for in a significant other?

“Uh be like…she has to be green. Kind of Abby. I love Abby.”

What makes someone an adult?

“Uhhhhh doing taxes.”


Who do you think the next president should be?

“It can be uhhh…GRANDMA!”


What’s your opinion on Donald Trump?

“He’s not happy because he’s my boy. He comes on the video everyday.”


What’s the grossest food you’ve ever eaten?

“Uhhhh eggs I ate is the grossest food.”


What makes girls happy?

“Have toys.”


What kind of toys?

“I love a boat toy.”

Do you want kids?

Uh huh. I want kids


How are you going to pay for your kids’ college?

“Uh huh their college. A snake job.”


Wait, what’s a snake job?

“A snake job is green, we has kids.”

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Interviewing a four-year-old