Cuffing Season Defined by a 4 Year Old

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   As December approaches, so does “cuffing season”. For those who are unaware of what this means, Urban Dictionary says it is “During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be “Cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship.” The colder months seem to make our heart yearn for warmth and love. Or we just want someone to bring home for the holidays so no one asks how your love life is going. I could not get in contact with a love expert so I went for the next best thing, my 4 year old nephew, Vincent.

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So it’s currently cuffing season, do you know what that means?

“Yeah. It means you kill persons”

It means basically that- “can I see snakes on your phone”-just wait, it means that it’s the season that people try to get into relationships. Are you looking to be in a relationship with anyone?

“Yeah. You.”

What’s your ideal first date?

“First date…I like dating you Abby”

No like what’s your ideal first date?

“To a date”

Where would you go for a date?

“Toooo the mountains”

“Did you know pumpkin pie is real?”

What should you wear to a date?

“A black shirt”

That’s it?

“With a bow”

Like a bow tie?

“Mhm”

Where would you eat and what would you have?

“Eat pizza at the piiie store”

What are you going to do on the mountains?

“Just dance on the mountains…and see a canyon!! Who wants to see a canyon!?”

“Knock knock who’s there?”

I don’t know, who?

“A python snake! To eat you!”

   So in conclusion, always where a black shirt and a bow tie to your date. Always take your date to the mountains to dance. Always take them to get pizza. So as cuffing season approaches, good luck with your relationships and don’t be afraid to make the first move.

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