Poll: We need a live mascot!

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Poll: We need a live mascot!

Jason Uhlenkamp, Entertainment Reporter

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Barry Goldwater’s mascot is the bulldog, but did you know that they have an actual bulldog on campus? That’s right, he even goes to all of the home games for football. He even comes with his own dog house right on the field! How do we even compete with a real live mascot?

What if we were to get a real life mascot? We couldn’t really get a “sky hawk” because it’s a Navy fighter jet, but a talking parrot that squawks “Go Skyhawks!” would be pretty epic.

It doesn’t even have to be a bird, it could be a monkey with a shirt that says GO SKYHAWKS? The monkey could be trained to do backflips and maybe at half time have it run in and score a touchdown. With one of these outstanding choices, we would have the best mascot in the world. (If we wanted to go over the top we could have a gorilla that spikes the ball and even cheers for us, and we’d just have to hope the gorilla doesn’t rip our arms off if he gets mad).

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If we were to get a real life mascot what should it be?

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Jason Uhlenkamp, ECHO, Personal Projects

   I like basketball and hanging out with friends. I am 6’ 2” and my favorite color is blue.

I have 2 dogs and I have a younger brother and sister....

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