Al Lavallee
I hail from Pacifica, a cold, foggy, weather-beaten town just off of San Francisco that is very likely crumbling into the ocean a bit as you read this. I was dragged against my will to the inhospitable desert wastes of Glendale, Arizona a year and a half ago at this point, and am still struggling to cope with the startlingly different political climate, the merciless heat, and the almost complete lack of a body of water any larger than the occasional puddle, but I will survive.
I do, however, very much enjoy complaining, writing, and being opinionated almost to the point of social ostracization, which I believe makes me a perfect fit for working on the newspaper here.

Al Lavallee, Reporter

Sep 08, 2017
I went to the Trump rally; this is what happened. (Story)
Aug 22, 2017
An Abomination of Animation (Story)